O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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