It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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