Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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