Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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