she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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