you turned your livingroom into a bong?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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