Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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