Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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