is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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