forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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