never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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