i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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