I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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