Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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