And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
