Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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