I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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