I just made out with a guy for $7.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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