One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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