My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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