dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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