I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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