i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what if I'm pregnant?
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Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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