hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Randomize
