Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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