omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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