would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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