Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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