Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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