Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?