think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.