can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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