For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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