Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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