how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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