smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
