Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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