I'm really into asian looking animals
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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