remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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