The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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