just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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