Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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