sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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