belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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