just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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