i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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