So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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