i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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