Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
