butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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