you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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