That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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