I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
did you just send me my own nude
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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