Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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