I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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