This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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