i barfeds in our rink
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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