This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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