he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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