Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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