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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.

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• (949): View more from California

  Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping

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